I declare today to be….. FAT DAY DAY! Now, this doesn’t mean you should gorge yourself on root beer and snickerdoodles. No, actually far from it. I would advise against anything that literally gives you a “Fat Day.” I’m not saying don’t eat those chili cheese fries at lunch time, but maybe share them with whoever you are eating with. And if you’re not eating with somebody then offer some to the person sitting in the booth or table across from you. And if you got your chili cheese fries to go maybe try sharing them with that guy on the street who’s always asking you for change so he can buy his own chili cheese fries. Portion control, people! Sharing is caring! That’s how Rufus R. Leaking does it. You don’t get this soft wooly complexion without carefully watching what you eat that’s for sure.
Where was I going with this whole Fat Day Day thing….. oh yeah! I’m talking about Fat Day, the baaaaaaaaaand! They are totally awesome and you can enjoy them all day and night with zero calories, guaranteed! That’s because they have no nutritional value. Unless you receive your nutrition audibly. In which case they should provide a well balanced diet of noise/indie/chimp rock. How could a band that has drawn comparisons to Captain Beefheart (RIP my dear friend) not be totally awesome!?
Pretty tasty, eh? Enjoy your Fat Day Day, my friends!
-Leaking, out
PS – are you awares that Garbage are working on a new album?! They are! Oh glorious Fat Day Day!
