…Who’s there?
Rufus.
Rufus who?
Rufus R. Leaking! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Get it!? No? Me neither…. for some reason people find my name to be a joke. It’s not! Rufus Leaking is a name full of vigor with a dash of mystical whimsy. That’s why I proudly hang my framed birth certificate on the wall, right next to my undergrad diploma in Balloon Animal Studies. You didn’t know you could major in balloon animal studies, did you? Not many people do. That’s why I’ll be ok no matter what direction this crazy economy is headed in. Somewhere, someplace, someone needs a balloon animal. Rufus Leaking is doing aright.
Speakin’ of doin’ aright, I just finished a shoot with my main man, the one and only Reggie Watts. It was a good time. Actually it was a great time! And afterward we drank so much Yoo-Hoo…. you wouldn’t believe. Well, maybe you would. Anyone who know’s me know’s how much I love Yoo-Hoo.
Okay now I want some Yoo-Hoo. Typing about Yoo-Hoo makes me want Yoo-Hoo. Man. I love Yoo-Hoo…. Okay that’s it! I’m going out for a Yoo-Hoo! I’ll have some video of Reggie up soon. I’ve got my web/video peoples hard at work. They run on Yoo-Hoo so they’re quite efficient.
Rufus, OUT!
